David Letterman, Looking Good!

 

Well. It looks like David Letterman has officially transformed into Jafar when he was disguised as an Old Man to trick Aladdin into getting into the Cave of Wonders

 

This just goes to show how if you’re rich and famous, they can just make you attractive. Like this is the real David Letterman. This is the Letterman that wanted to come out every single day of his life for probably the past 20 years. But he had a make up artist and a stylist and a fashion team and an entire fucking crew of people strictly on payroll to make him look reasonably attractive:

 

And you know what? Letterman is probably loving every fucking second of being his Castaway homeless self. No hair and make up. No neck tie. No cameras in his face. Just an old man in his Ball State Volleyball t shirt and yellow gym shorts, finally being left alone to enjoy his $400 million after like 30 years on the air. Good for you, Dave. You earned it.